We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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