i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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