My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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