i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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