the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
stop calling my apartment porn island.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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