My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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