with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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