is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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