I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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