I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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