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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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