He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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