What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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