Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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