she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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