Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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