Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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