this boner is exhausting
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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