Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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