? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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