Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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