Nicole vs. Life
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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