They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You were trust falling into bushes
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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