mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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