He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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