You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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