The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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