Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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