Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
