Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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