I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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