Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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