please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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