I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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