All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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