This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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