Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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