How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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