its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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