I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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