it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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