So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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