i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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