I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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