I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
