its not stalking. its research.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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