Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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