Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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