Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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