He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just want to make out with him forever
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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