where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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