Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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