I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
