i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I did not marry a roomba.
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